Spider Man 3 gets xero / 10

Fcku you Columbia Pictures!!!! What on earth have you done!!!! Spider Man 3 was a stupid convoluted dancing / musical!!!! Spider man was plumpy, and to top it all off he went all ghey which is to say Emo!!!!!

Everybody I know who like 1 & 2 was sorely dissapointed.

New Goblin/Harry Osbor dies. Sandman/Flint Marko “actually” killed Spider Mans uncle and apologies to Spider Man. Spider Man lets him go and crys. Mary Jane Watson and Spider Man have a temporary split because Spider Man goes Emo (and real woman don’t do Emo). And.. hmmm Venom gets his but kicked. And what about that big plot hole where the goo lands right next to spiderman at the very start and nobody notices… OH MAN!!! It just sucked… what a bummer.

One thought on “Spider Man 3 gets xero / 10

  1. http://www.youtube.com/v/4nRNYG_xM2U

    check out this!! tickle me Emo. He’s from Depress-a-me street, and he’s so sad!!!

    anyway, I kinda like spiderman 3, it wasn’t that bad was it, I see what you mean Dan by you comments, but I hadn’t thought any of that stuff until you mentioned it, I just thought it was entertaining, they did kinda stuff up because the fantastic four were supposed to bring spideys new suit from outter space, but what is the plot hole that you speak of. It came down to earth gently and attached to his moped, nothing more. other than that there were proably too many characters in one movie and It was quite long and drawn out, and it was really cheesey when spidey did the dancing down the street and in the club, but stan lee turned up as a cameo, and there where some cool scenes in it too! over all it was so, so, but not crap.

    any way bruv, peace out.

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