Archive for January, 2006

The best blonde joke ever!!!

Normally I’m not the type of person who likes jokes based on stereotypes, but here’s a blonde joke that amused me.

Hawaii! Aloha!!!

Amber and I had an amazing time in the US of A. Snorkling at Capt’n Cooks monument had to be the highlight for me, first of all because the man fascinates me and secondly because the snorkling was one of the most beautiful experiences of my life - it was like swimming in a tropical fish tank. I got to touch a turtle, it was awesome. Next time I’ll be buying an under water camera for sure.

The NA convention was a blast. So many cool stories. So much good stuff. I cant wait for the Spain convention, I’ll be there! (I think I’ll flag the Texas convention, Texas just sounds so crass). I met lots of cool people, hung out with cool people, and well lets just say I’m so glad Amber convinced me that it was a good idea :)

Update: View picture below, click the damn link man!

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‘The Dog Lovers’ - Spike Milligan

So they bought you
And kept you in a
Very good home
Central heating
TV
A deep freeze
A very good home -
No one to take you
For that lovely long run -
But otherwise
‘A very good home’
They fed you Pal and Chum
But not that lovely long run,
Until, mad with energy and boredom
You escaped - and ran and ran and ran
Under a car.
Today they will cry for you -
Tomorrow they will buy another dog.

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