Tuatha De Danaan: what do you think is stoping me from showing up at your place with a large hammer, and “Explaining” to you why its bad to ignore your friends ;p
Maud Dib: lol
Maud Dib: because i have a chainsaw next to my bed
Maud Dib: under my pillow
Maud Dib: ahhh the sweet smell of wood chips
Maud Dib: and BLOOOOOOOOOD
Tuatha De Danaan: yeah but i have a hammer and uber ninja skills ;p
Maud Dib: you should have put quote marks around the and
Maud Dib: or used italics
Maud Dib: for dramatic effect
Tuatha De Danaan: or i could just kick ur arse ;p
Maud Dib: heheheh i can run faster :D
Tuatha De Danaan: wanna bet ;p
Tuatha De Danaan: over long distances maybe, but i only gotta catch you before you get too far away ;p
Maud Dib: what if i just hide?
Tuatha De Danaan: thats where the orbital lasers come in…. but SHHHHHhh i didnt say that
Maud Dib: lol
Maud Dib: i’ll hide in star bucks HQ…. the only place where your orbital lasers wont be able to penetrate… hahaha i’ll live yet!
Tuatha De Danaan: ok so i distroy the rest of the world and leave you with starbucks HQ thats a fate worse than a good arse kicking… :P
Maud Dib: not if you like star bucks and woman with hariy arm pits to serve you
Tuatha De Danaan: if you do then you deserve that fate. btw ill forward that onto your gf,
Maud Dib: noooooooo now thats what i call a fate worse then a good arse kicking
Tuatha De Danaan: hehe
