Monthly Archives: April 2004

Woh!

Posted on by Dan Milward

What a night. It looked as though it was going to be a good’n. You see I was suppost to be going out to dinner with Mum, Dan, and Amber, but Mum called before the event and said Hannah was coming and started going off at me about how I need to do this and that etc… at which stage I lost it and nutted of at her. Even in front of Amber. What an ass. So one thing led to another and dinner didnt happen as planned.

Alternativly Amber and I drove to the Bourne, we had fish and chips and now I’m at home. It’s just really stink, you see I feel totally bad because I even nutted of at Amber at one stage which is something I never want to do again. I abused a whole lot of people outside of the car. They couldnt hear my rants but I could and Amber could. Sheeez.

So rather then stay with Amber tonight I decided to come home, tidy some stuff up, maybe do some Yoga. Have a shower and change my clothes.

This is a total blow off. I just want to be happy. What the fuck am I saying, 98% of the time I am happy. Maybe we all have our moments – sometimes I have moments and feel like I’m the only one. What are yours?

Oh well. I just want to be the best I can be, for my family, for Amber, you, and ultimitly me :D

Campaign to Elect Nobody 2004/2005

Posted on by Dan Milward

For those that are interested:

I am looking to launch a “Campaign to Elect Nobody 2004/2005″

My initial focus will be to try and contest the local body election this year and build momentum to go national in the general elections 2005.

How does it work?

Well essentially it is a an exercise in culture jamming.

Surely by now we all know that whoever claims a mandate with the most votes in our strange concept of democracy gets to implement the policies written by multi-national corporations. Unelected ‘stupid white men’

Of course this mandate always represents less than 50% of those who vote. Now lets also consider that usually only 85% of registered voters vote and that since many disenchanted citizens dont bother to register, we dont get a very democratic representation at all! ‘

Those who wish to register a protest vote can choose between McGillicuddy type parties and oddball independents. This in no way denegrates the efforts of these candidates, it just serves to offer a alternative that can attract the disillusioned. Given the wide range of needs the population expects from elected officials, obviously nobody has a policy that can cater to them all.

Shall I repeat the last part of that sentence? “obviously nobody has a policy that can cater to them all.”

See how it works! Nobody can deliver every promise made!

What I hope to elicit from you is support in any form. However, what can be of most use is to start noticing when politicians make statements citing nobody. eg “Well nobody is capable of achieving …….” Gotcha !!! There is an abundance of this stuff going on all the time … whenever you see it please copy it back to me to start building a dossier.

The Wallabies called captain Eales “Nobody” because nobody’s perfect; the song tells us Nobody Does it Better; however I think the bottom line in this Campaign is NOBODY CARES!

J.L.B

John Doe (Agent X)(Empath)

Jay vs Maori… Fight!

Posted on by Dan Milward

Wow! Race issues getting discussed on my site. It must mean I’m cool.
I am still alive and ticking – It’s just that I’ve been really really slack, I havent done Yoga for sometime, I havent been eating my pills, and well lets just keep it simple and stay with slack for now :D

Last Weekend: I relaxed. Or tried too. Amber was away and I was nervous. It’s funny really, it was the first time we’ve really been apart in a while and I really missed her. Ant and I went driving on Friday night and we bonused a TV. By Bonus I mean broke. And by broke I mean dropped from a height. BWAAA HAAAA HAAA. Damn cool. Saturday I just chilled

My Birthday weekend: Was really cool. I spent the weekend at The Duxton with Amber. On Saturday I had lunch with the family and on Sunday we went to the folks for a BBQ.

SPAM FUCKS – unreal, i just had to delete about 10 comments that were spam! I’m tempted to disable commnets or introduce some kinda login system!