- They always fuck you at the drive-thru
- I’m busier then a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest
- Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up first

Those talk me and this inspires me:

On Writing
If you substitute Oh suger! instead of Oh shit! after your character has hammered her thumb because you’re thinking about the Legion of decency, you are breaking the unspoken contract that exists between writer and reader – your promise to express the truth of how people act and talk through the medium of a made-up story.
     On the other hand, one of your characters (the old maid perhaps) really might say Oh suger! instead of Oh shit! after pounding her thumb with the hammer. You’ll know which to use if you know your character, and we’ll learn something about the speaker that will make him or her more vivid and interesting. The point is to let the character speak freely without regard to the Legion of Decency.
Stephen King (forgive my hack)

This is why I like shows like 6 feet under. Because they dont sell me out for the usual sit-com bull shit.

So in the the name of practice.

- Lets get the fuck out of dodge
- We dont cotton on much to niggers around here
- What do you think you’re doing, you fucking faggot?
-Stephen King (forgive my hack)

*by the way i’m not a redneck, nor a racist, or a homophobic person – nor is mr king, nor mr paul holmes for that matter. weird isnt it.

**my hero